Yeah, that's right...CLEANING! You got a problem with that? Alright, then. Glad we cleared that up.
I really am, too. I have some soapy stuff in the toilet, soaking the ring off, so it counts as me cleaning. We have really hard water here, so every week, it's scrub, scrub, scrub. I use a pumice stone on the ring in the toilet. Gloves, too, of course. And you should see the shower doors! Oy-vey! No, not the really-easy-to-hide-water-spots-opaque kind. Nooooooo, they had to put in crystal-clear glass. Thanks. We've tried everything on the market, even orange G00p hand cleaner (which, yes, makes the water bead up nicely, but didn't remove any water spots). Best thing we've come up with is mixing 1 qt. of lemon scented ammonia, 1 cup vinegar, and 1/4 cup Dawn dishwashing detergent. Mix it up, pour it in a good spray bottle, squirt it on a dry shower door, and let it soak for about 20 minutes. Then, use a scrubby sponge with some Bar Keepers Friend cleanser on it, and scrub like crazy. Last step, take off all your clothes, take a shower, and while you're at it, rinse off the doors real good. If you want to add another step, go over it once with Windex after all that, and it stays pretty clean for...oh...about a week! I squeegee every day, too! Oh, the suffering of a kept husband. Yes, I'm a HouseHusband. My wife brings home the bacon, as it were. It doesn't make me less of a man!
I guess that's what I get for volunteering to "do the cleaning" while I'm in college.
Oh, yeah. This is called Bubba J's College Daze, so I guess I should tell you, I'm in college going for a BA in Engineering. More on that later. Right now, I've gotta go, I've got something baking in the oven, and I don't want it to fall!
Shut up. I'm a man, I tell ya!
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